De­sign­er #1: Ew.
De­sign­er #2: What?
De­sign­er #1: You know on my pro­file how I said I’d mar­ry my bike if I could? I got an e‑mail from a guy who says, ‘If you ever mar­ry your bike, I want to be the seat.’

2001 Lind Av­enue SW
Ren­ton, Wash­ing­ton