Em­ploy­ee #1, 45 min­utes af­ter asked to per­form sim­ple task: Here are those doc­u­ments you want­ed. All the copies are un­der­neath the one that’s on top of it.
Em­ploy­ee #2: Lis­ten, shit­bag — I was ac­tu­al­ly hop­ing to go to lunch to­day, so spare me the re­tard ex­pla­na­tions, please! [To an­oth­er em­ploy­ee] Do we have an ODP em­ploy­ee sec­tion we could put her in?
Em­ploy­ee #3: Nah. We’re still just us­ing that dump­ster out front.

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