20-ish woman pe­on #1: So, I start­ed my cleanse this week–
20-ish woman pe­on #2: –Wait, are we talk­ing about poop again? Why are we al­ways talk­ing about poop? Aren’t we a lit­tle young for this? [Oth­ers stare blankly.] Well, I am strange­ly com­fort­able with it. [Oth­ers keep star­ing, so #2 leaves, grip­ing] I hate Oprah.

44th Street
Phoenix, Ari­zona