Big boss at farewell par­ty for em­ploy­ee: I stopped drink­ing so­da a long time ago be­cause I want to stop con­sum­ing all those fake sug­ars.
Young em­ploy­ee: I stopped buy­ing so­da along time ago, too, so I can have more mon­ey for al­co­hol.

Broad­way and Wall Street
New York, New York