Cube rat #1: Slurpees are the best things ever. Hawai­ian Punch Slurpee, man. On­ly sec­ond to lemon­ade Slurpee.
Cube rat #2: I haven’t had a Slurpee in, like, 20 years.
Cube rat #1: You’re ridicu­lous.
Cube rat #2: You’re gay!
Cube rat #1: Gay for my Slurpees.

12012 Sun­set Hills Road
Re­ston, Vir­ginia