Cowork­er #1: Con­grats on your bush trans­plant!
Cowork­er #2: Thanks!
Cowork­er #3, over­hear­ing: Uh, yeah, con­grats on your bush trans­plant. I did­n’t know that was a pro­ce­dure. Was it med­ical­ly nec­es­sary?
Cowork­er #2 to #1: You should have said ‘shrub­bery’ in­stead!

Austin, Texas