El­e­gant old la­dy, as wait­er comes around: … I could say the same thing about S&M, but no. There’s noth­ing wrong with S&M! [Wait­er looks at her, aghast, and then starts laugh­ing.] Oh… Um, I’ll have the hazel­nut gela­to.
El­e­gant old male com­pan­ion: And don’t for­get the whip!

Cafe Dante, Mac­Dou­gal Street
New York, New York

Over­heard by: Me