Eng­lish teacher: Nice shirt.
Man­ag­er: Tell me about it… It’s laun­dry day.
Ital­ian teacher: Oh god, I hate laun­dry day. I al­ways run out of un­der­wear and have to wear noth­ing un­der my skirt. I’m ter­ri­fied that the dog will stick his face up my vagi­na… You know, lit­er­al­ly.
Man­ag­er: Yeah, I don’t think there is a way to mean that in a non-lit­er­al sense.

434 Peixo­to Go­mide
São Paulo

Over­heard by: Eng­lish Teacher #2