Of­fice liar: The Navy hires very con­ser­v­a­tive peo­ple to cap­tain nu­clear sub­marines.
Male cowork­er: Re­al­ly?
Of­fice liar: Yeah, every nu­clear sub­ma­rine cap­tain I’ve ever met has been very lev­el-head­ed.
Fe­male cowork­er: How many nu­clear sub­ma­rine cap­tains have you met?
Of­fice liar: Hun­dreds!

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