Cowork­er #1 on speak­er­phone: How do I Google some­thing?
Cowork­er #2: Go to W‑W-W dot Google dot com. Then just use it like any oth­er search en­gine.
Cowork­er #1: What’s a search en­gine?
Cowork­er #2: You know, like when you use Ya­hoo or MSN to look some­thing up.
Cowork­er #1: I’ve nev­er Googled be­fore in my life, and I nev­er want to again!

150 Bat­son Dri­ve
Man­ches­ter, Con­necti­cut

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