Man: Was this in DC?
Woman: No! It was in Mary­land, where I live! Right be­hind my con­do build­ing! I was so up­set!
Man: Huh.
Woman: If I had a gun, I tell you what: I would have shot him as he was run­ning away. I was so up­set. The lit­tle bitch would have been dead. [She ex­its the el­e­va­tor] Have a blessed day!

5600 Fish­ers Lane
Rockville, Mary­land