Fe­male cus­tomer: My sun­glass­es are bro­ken. One of the screws fell out, and a guy in here yes­ter­day said they would re­place them with a new pair.
Woman be­hind counter: Oh, I re­mem­ber you. You’re just look­ing for a screw, right?
Fe­male cus­tomer, af­ter en­tire store stops laugh­ing: Aren’t we all, re­al­ly?

1051 North Rush Street
Chica­go, Illi­nois

Over­heard by: Stand­ing be­hind you