Tech sup­port guy on phone: Hi, I was won­der­ing if you had a hair dry­er?
…No, I have a meet­ing in about an hour, and I spilled cof­fee on my pants, and I don’t want to go this meet­ing with wet pants.
…I fig­ured since you have such beau­ti­ful hair that you prob­a­bly have a hair dry­er.
…Well, thanks any­way, but a curl­ing iron is prob­a­bly not go­ing to work.

160 Rio Rob­les
San Jose, Cal­i­for­nia

Over­heard by: Mitch Shiv­er