Teacher: Fix the pho­to­copi­er, it’s not work­ing.
Sec­re­tary: What did you do to it?
Teacher: Noth­ing, it’s just jammed, un­jam it.
Sec­re­tary: Oh my god, what is that smell…what did you do?
Teacher: Noth­ing.
Sec­re­tary: Did you put trans­paren­cies in here? Oh my god, you did! Dude! You can’t do that! They’ll melt! This is a colour pho­to­copi­er.
Teacher: I want­ed colour trans­paren­cies.
Sec­re­tary: You are so de­mot­ed to mimeo­graph!

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