Coworker: Dude, what’s the best Chinese place for lunch?
Overweight secretary: Ruby Foo’s, just below us!
Coworker: Thanks! (aside) See, the whale’s good for something.
Manhattan, New York
Archive for the ‘Admins’ Category
Is This One of Those Microsoft Interview Questions?
Receptionist: I’m going to Hawaii next week. If I wanted to swim under the entire island, how deep would I have to go?
1600 Utica Avenue
Minneapolis, Minnesota
Oh Reginald, How I’ve Dreamed Of This Moment!
Male cube rat: Hey, Amanda, you wanna come sing “Endless Love” with me?
Chesapeake, Virginia
Overheard by: Project Manager
12PM Proof Copy
Liaison: I need you to look at this with your anal eye.
12447 SW 69th Avenue
Portland, Oregon
3PM Smoke Break
Worker #1: Do you know a sabbatical is?
Worker #2: Isn’t that when you don’t have sex?
Worker #3: I think professors take sabbaticals?
Worker #2: Wasn’t Ross on a sabbatical?
Worker #3: I think it’s a break from working.
Worker #2: So I was right. A prostitute on sabbatical wouldn’t have sex.
4725 Peachtree Corners Circle
Norcross, Georgia
Way to Be Inflexible!
Cube rat to another: I just wouldn’t be able to sleep with myself if I did something like that to someone.
Oceanside, California
Why She’s No Longer Allowed to Write Movie Reviews for the Company Newsletter
Female admin assistant to another, about cubicle relocation: I mean, I like it all just fine, but if I had a wiener I wouldn’t get a boner or anything.
Houston, Texas
Clearly the Best Part Of Angels and Demons
Secretary to another, talking about movie: I know, I am soooo into antimatter!
Austin, Texas
Say Her Keyboard’s Emoticonstipated
E‑mail admin: I am not taking a trouble ticket where she says, ‘I meant to send a smiley face but instead sent a frowny face.’
St. Louis, Missouri
11AM Distribute Atlases
Admin #1: Do you know how to spell Kazakhstan?
Admin #2: I didn’t even know it existed.
79 Wellington Street W
Toronto, Ontario
Canadia
